Friday, July 27, 2012

Gift of Ninja - CC got a baby (Asli nahi pilastic baba)

Can you believe it, the spark is still on.

And one fine day CC came to office holding a baby draped in pink towel.

Unknown “Voh! She got a baby, what you are saying?”

Haan, and when we asked she said (in her usual shrill voice) “ninja ne diya hai, cute hai na”

Bas hum sab ki saanse ruk gayi, man se nikla “Hayi nirdayi Ninja, ye tune CC ke saath kya kiya? Abhi uski umar he kya hai? (wese 70 se thodi si kam), par abhi to uske haath bhee peele nahi hue, aur paoon kab bhaari hue pata he nahi chala.”
Par tabhi ek awaz aye, vahi shrill se voice, “ Ye Asli nahi, pilastic ka hai” Ayein (Surround Sound)

Iske baad he hamari jaan mein jaan aye…vahi hum sochien ki, Ninja bhe ais kar sakta hai (Amazed) – Arthat- kya Ninja aise kise kar sakta hai (?)

To ye thee cc aur NinJa ke bacche ki kahani…Pilastic wala baba

Stay Tuned:
Milte hain agli dhamake daar khabar ke liye..tab tak ke liye sochiye “kya sachmuch Ninja bhe ais kar sakta hai”

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

CC, Ninza & Valentine's Day

- Neil Babu ke sojany se

Well CC wake up this morning and rolled out of bed
She felt like a dog who’s been kicked in the head
Checked out her mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale...

She picked up the phone and called everyone she could
She let her fingers do the walking through her Mobile booth
You can’t catch a fish if you haven’t got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale...

Send up a signal, throw Ninja a line
Somebody explain ” this is funny Valentine”
It might not be legal but it sure isn’t a crime
She is one step from crazy and two steps behind

She called Ninja and have a chat
She tried the Dating Game but haven’t found him yet
She is hoping that she’s looking like a Anarkali Jet
Love for sale, love for sale

Crawled, attempted walk, Tumbled, but finally our li’l CC climbed up the ladder.

Crawled, tried to get up, even aided with walker, poor little she tumbled again and again..

Ah! What misery and agony, but no she was not going to give up that easy, what it may be.

Big deal (Attichwed) it was her fourth attempt to write on slate (hamra matbal hai egg jam), but no not here, here she is a winner all the way (Naukariya to hum maje se karte hai...banki sab hamare thainge main). All she learnt was to keep her eye up on the target, far up in sky (Hummm. Perhaps this was the reason she tumbled). But then, she learned that keeping head high was to aim big and not to keep staring the sky (Corus Laugh)...

Finally when the lesson was learnt, she moved on to get success. But then this success was not complete, no announcements done, no accolades when she rose to glory (Sigh..Ah! chuchuchu)...

Greedy vixen still unsatisfied, waiting for breaking news featuring her on the podium (Lalach buri bala hai )...

Friday, February 10, 2012

Ninza ka badla

Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar phool bhejenge,
tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar bhejenge,
Ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
(Sponsored by NB)

Mar dala, mar dala…yeah ban gaya sadak chaap ashique aur life ho gayi jhinga la la, jinga la la (Rhythm correct)

Fir ek baar ek massom shaqs ne ishq ki gali se gujarne ki himaat dikayi hai, aur kurbaniyoon pe kurbani yan diye ja raha hai..Kabhi dress ki, kabhi chain ki, kabhi foolon ki, kabhi ek chote se bhaaloo ki...aur na jane kya kuch bali chadhega...

Inspired from this song "Ishq ne mere ye kaisa kaam kar diya, mera ashiqon mein uncha/neecha (Bit confused – Bhojpuri istyle) naam kar diya”, Ninza has dared to venture in the dark lanes of the gift bazzar...

Iss lekh ka shesh bhaag, agle Sukrwar prkashit kiya jayega....

Memorable Teddy Day!

CC is on cloud nine, Oh My God, what a pleasant surprise for her. The not so newly found Jar has sent her red roses and a skinny Teddy.

Oh yeah (With emotions), it’s Teddy day.

And post that CC entered a long conversation with Ninza, with a big Smile (Grin). It is pretty bearable with braces. It's good to see two sweet skinny hearts beat in rhythm. (uff mein senti ho gayi)

Arz Kiya hai: By Summi “Ninza nikla badaa chaloo, bacche se cheen ke bheja bhaaloo”

Disclaimer: Iss kahani ke sabhi patr awam ghatnayein kalpanik hain, agar iska kisi bhe jeweet ya mrit vyakti se koi sambhand nahi hai…Agar niklta bhe hai to tumhari..Beep Beep Beep

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Sizzling CC - Beat the heat!!! (Summer Ka Theme Hai so Don't Mind)

I know it is way too late and perhaps not the most appropriate season in which you can find anyone sizzling hot..But yes, we all love to eat sizzling hot food, it’s the only way to beat this spine chilling cold..

Wait a minute..Let me tell you about the one and only exception to this, it’s our own CC just “CC”. We all are shivering with cold but she is sizzling in a little blue dress, I must tell you the Oomph! factor is too much and all eyes upon her, beat the heat! If you want to know meaning of the word metamorphosis, perhaps she is the best example.. She is no longer the old CC with Braces, now she is SSS CC..
P.S. guess the meanings on your own; I can’t take the risk to elaborate these further.

In one line “ise kahte hain sardi mein bhee garmi ka ehsaas...”

THE SIZZILING CC, bachna aay kamino lo ye aa gayi...