Cheater Cock CC se aamna samna...Encounter Part 1 & 2

Sojany se...Subhu aiwam Samast AFF Pariwar... we still love you..CC rocks!

Ajj fir CC se mudhbhed hui...
yeah MUKALAT do charno mein thee

Pratham charna mein bina kisi khaas vajah ke
CC ko humne youn hi danth ke krodit kar diya...

Aur rusht CC ne phone kat diya

I would like to inform you at this juncture. that CC is no longer with us...

No No No it is no RIP, it's just that she left to pursue her carrier (career) somewhere else LONG MILES TO GO @ 26... Btw --- SEARCH OF JAR STILL ON...YOU CAN POST YOUR APPLICATIONS WITH Das rupay ka karara note... ;)

Anyway let’s get back to the hot topic,
Angry CC massaged that she will not talk to us ever again aaan, but such a sugar coated fellow she is, that she calmed down with some persuasions....

This was first encounter for the day...

Second encounter was much more violent, we cam across CC's new work contribution and not to our surprise it was DITO what we did... Angry Bird "S Behave" lost it and charged at her...he called her up and believe me usne CC ko kya nahi kaha...even CHEATER kaha
Par my sweet little CC still just laughed on it and said " aain theek hai age se isa nahi hoga, New Template is almost done (4 mahine se ban raha hai)"

Darshakon ke liye prashan: Kyoun ankhir kyoun CC jise massom log apna kaam bhee apne man se nahi kar sakte..kyoun log kadam kadam pe unhein pareshan karte hain..ankhir kyoun?

SAVE THE ENDANGERED SPECIE CC..

Gift of Ninja - CC got a baby (Asli nahi pilastic baba)

Can you believe it, the spark is still on.

And one fine day CC came to office holding a baby draped in pink towel.

Unknown “Voh! She got a baby, what you are saying?”

Haan, and when we asked she said (in her usual shrill voice) “ninja ne diya hai, cute hai na”

Bas hum sab ki saanse ruk gayi, man se nikla “Hayi nirdayi Ninja, ye tune CC ke saath kya kiya? Abhi uski umar he kya hai? (wese 70 se thodi si kam), par abhi to uske haath bhee peele nahi hue, aur paoon kab bhaari hue pata he nahi chala.”
Par tabhi ek awaz aye, vahi shrill se voice, “ Ye Asli nahi, pilastic ka hai” Ayein (Surround Sound)

Iske baad he hamari jaan mein jaan aye…vahi hum sochien ki, Ninja bhe ais kar sakta hai (Amazed) – Arthat- kya Ninja aise kise kar sakta hai (?)

To ye thee cc aur NinJa ke bacche ki kahani…Pilastic wala baba

Stay Tuned:
Milte hain agli dhamake daar khabar ke liye..tab tak ke liye sochiye “kya sachmuch Ninja bhe ais kar sakta hai”

CC, Ninza & Valentine's Day

- Neil Babu ke sojany se

Well CC wake up this morning and rolled out of bed
She felt like a dog who’s been kicked in the head
Checked out her mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale...

She picked up the phone and called everyone she could
She let her fingers do the walking through her Mobile booth
You can’t catch a fish if you haven’t got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale...

Send up a signal, throw Ninja a line
Somebody explain ” this is funny Valentine”
It might not be legal but it sure isn’t a crime
She is one step from crazy and two steps behind

She called Ninja and have a chat
She tried the Dating Game but haven’t found him yet
She is hoping that she’s looking like a Anarkali Jet
Love for sale, love for sale

Crawled, attempted walk, Tumbled, but finally our li’l CC climbed up the ladder.

Crawled, tried to get up, even aided with walker, poor little she tumbled again and again..

Ah! What misery and agony, but no she was not going to give up that easy, what it may be.

Big deal (Attichwed) it was her fourth attempt to write on slate (hamra matbal hai egg jam), but no not here, here she is a winner all the way (Naukariya to hum maje se karte hai...banki sab hamare thainge main). All she learnt was to keep her eye up on the target, far up in sky (Hummm. Perhaps this was the reason she tumbled). But then, she learned that keeping head high was to aim big and not to keep staring the sky (Corus Laugh)...

Finally when the lesson was learnt, she moved on to get success. But then this success was not complete, no announcements done, no accolades when she rose to glory (Sigh..Ah! chuchuchu)...

Greedy vixen still unsatisfied, waiting for breaking news featuring her on the podium (Lalach buri bala hai )...

Ninza ka badla

Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar phool bhejenge,
tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar bhejenge,
Ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge. (Sponsored by NB)

Mar dala, mar dala…yeah ban gaya sadak chaap ashique aur life ho gayi jhinga la la, jinga la la (Rhythm correct)

Fir ek baar ek massom shaqs ne ishq ki gali se gujarne ki himaat dikayi hai, aur kurbaniyoon pe kurbani yan diye ja raha hai..Kabhi dress ki, kabhi chain ki, kabhi foolon ki, kabhi ek chote se bhaaloo ki...aur na jane kya kuch bali chadhega...

Inspired from this song "Ishq ne mere ye kaisa kaam kar diya, mera ashiqon mein uncha/neecha (Bit confused – Bhojpuri istyle) naam kar diya”, Ninza has dared to venture in the dark lanes of the gift bazzar...

Iss lekh ka shesh bhaag, agle Sukrwar prkashit kiya jayega....